Jodie Marsh has a clear, fall-back
defence when it comes to answering her critics. She attacks not the
criticism but the critic, a classic ad hominem strategy that, I have no
doubt, will be directed at me eventually. It seems therefore sensible to
say a little about myself, hopefully without straying into Jodie's 'me-me-me'
territory.
Jodie's usual attack goes something
like 'critic X is jealous of me and my amazing life. He/she is probably
fat, ugly, lonely, bitter and desperate for a shag. He/she has a sad and
empty life and is trying to make money/get famous off my back'. She would
then probably conclude with that awful, twee proverb about how 'only God can
create a flower, but any foolish child can pull it apart yadda, yadda, yadda...'
As I say, I'm not about to launch
myself into a Jodie-esque 'look at how fabulous I am' rant and, ultimately, it
makes no difference - my personal circumstances don't change the inherent truth
of what I'm saying. I will though, go as far as to say that I am happily
married, professionally successful, financially secure and that I have
absolutely no desire to be famous. I have many famous friends (some of
whom are very famous indeed), have seen fame close up and, honestly, it really
doesn't appeal. I am writing about Jodie, not because I am bitter and
lonely, but because she fascinates me - as does the phenomenon of 'empty fame'
and our ever-increasing supply of pointless and disposable celebrities.
So, that's me. I launched the
site because I wanted to comment in the kind of depth that regular journalistic
publishing would not afford me. The words here are largely mine, along
with my 2 co-writers. But, while the actual words are from just the 3 of
us, many of the ideas and perspectives have been born in the community of
anti-fans at Jodie Mush. The Mushers have provided research support, as
well as an arena for discussion and, despite the humorous nature of much of the
chatter, it has also been a place to discuss broader ideas about fame, feminism,
the media, sexuality, society... Always accessible, the Mush site has
nevertheless been a place for intelligent, in-depth discussion and I am
profoundly grateful to the community, and particularly to Dawn who gave it
birth. I wanted to credit those most involved by name, but a fog of
modesty seems to have descended, and I was met with a flurry of 'oh but I didn't
do much' denials. I will therefore, simply say that some people went above
and beyond, that this would never have happened without their input, and that
they know who they are.
We welcome your contributions and
thoughts. Get in touch, share your own 'Jodie-gems' or tell us why we're
'sad internet freaks' and 'jellus h8ers.'
There will be more to come here.
An examination of Jodie's 'charity work' and a general look at the relationship
between celebrity and charity is a work in progress. If you have an urge
to contribute your own articles (all claims must be fully backed up) do get in
touch.
Niki Shisler February 2007
